THE THOMAS REPORT

Thursday, November 10, 2005

CIA LEAK? I'M A REPUBLICAN, I AM ABOVE THE LAW!

WE AT THE THOMAS REPORT DON'T HAVE MUCH TO SAY TODAY. I JUST ATE TWO KILLER SLICES OF PIZZA'S FROM LUIGI'S IN CHARLOTTE AND I'M DONE. BUT ANYWAY, SINCE GEO AND HIS BOYS IN THE REUPBLICAN PARTY ARE REELING IN RECENT WEEKS AND LOST THE VIRGINIA AND NEW JERSEY GUBERNATORIAL ELECTIONS AND "THE GOVERNATOR'S" BULLSHIT PROPOSALS IN CALIFORNIA STOOD AS MUCH OF A CHANCE AS N.C. CENTRAL DOES V. DUKE IN HOOPS TONIGHT, I FIGURED I'D OFFER UP SOME BY THE NUMBERS FACTS PULLED OFF OF GOLD OLE' SEN. EDWARD "TED" KENNEDY'S (D-MA) WEB SITE. I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE LEAK BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY. MY MAN GEO IS IN CHARGE AND YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS PUNK! THE SPECIAL PROSECUTOR (PATRICK J. FITZGERALD)IS A PUSSY FOR NOT GOING AFTER CHENEY AND ROVE, AND MY MAN GEO AND 'EM CAN SHOW YOU (FELLOW AMERICANS) BETTER THAN CAN TELL YOU (FELLOW AMERICANS) THAT "WE RUN THIS BITCH....YOU JUST WORK HERE."

PROPOSED REPUBLICAN CAMPAIGN SLOGAN:
"GET ON BOARD OR GET RAN THE FUCK OVER"

16 WORDS MY MAN GEO WISHES HE COULD TAKE BACK....

The "Sixteen Words"
"The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa."
-State of the Union Address, President Bush, January 28, 2003


CIA Leak Case By the Numbers
Number of days after the article outing Ambassador Wilson's wife appeared that the White House required its staff to turn over evidence relating to the leak: 85

Approximate hours between then-White House Counsel Alberto Gonzalez's advance notification to White House Chief of Staff Andy Card that he would require staff to turn over evidence relating to the case and formal notification to staff of that requirement: 12

Minimum number of times an Administration official leaked classified information about the identity of Ambassador Wilson's wife: 11

Minimum number of times after the beginning of the Justice Department's investigation that White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan claimed Karl Rove was not involved: 5

Number of press conferences since evidence linking Karl Rove to the leak was made public where Press Secretary McClellan has refused to comment on the case, citing an ongoing criminal investigation: 7

Minimum number of hearings held by Senate Republicans to investigate accusations against President Clinton involving the "Whitewater" case: 20

Total hearings held by Senate Republicans to investigate the leak of the covert identity of Ambassador Joseph Wilson's wife: 0


DEMOCRATS ARE PUSSY'S AND REPUBLICANS ARE YOUR BOSS!