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Saturday, November 12, 2005

THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT

MY COLLEGE FOOTBALL ADDICTION WILL NOT PREVENT ME FROM KEEPING MY THOUGHTS OF THE UF . USC GAME OFF OF THIS BLOG. I DON'T WANT TO WRITE ABOUT THE GAME BUT FOR SOME REASON I FEEL COMPELLED TO WRITE THE UTTER BULLSHIT I JUST WITNESSED. THERE IS NO TRUE FORM TO THIS BLOG AND I HAVE WATCH MY FIANCEE'S NEPHEW SO I GOTTA MAKE THIS QUICK.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH THE GATORS ON AN AFTERNOON WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL. THEIR COACH WAS A SHREWD SON OF A BITCH. HE'S THE GUY I WANTED TO BE LIKE. UNCONVENTIONAL, SHREW, PRECISE, AND MOST OF ALL, SURROUNDED BY TALENT. I MEAN CHRIST, HE WAS SPURRIER. HE WAS SURROINDED WITH THE PREMEIRE HIGH SCHOOL TALNENT AN BUILT A FORCE. IN A CINFERENCE WHERE SPEED RULES, HE MANIPULATED DEFENSES WITH PRESCION AND TOOK ASS WHIPPINGS LIKE A MAN. NOW THINGS ARE DIFFERENT.

WE GOT OUR ASSES KICKED BY SOUTH CAROLINA WITH SPURRIER ON THEIR SIDELINE AND WE HAD SOME NEW WAVE DIP SHIT AS OUR COACH. I LIVE IN THE SAME CITY WHERE GATOR QB CHRIS LEAK PLAYED HIS HIGH SCHOOL BALL. I NEVER WATCHED HIM PLAY IN HIGH SCHOOL, BECAUSE i NEW HE WAS GOING TO BE A GATOR. WHEN SPURRIER LEFT, I WAS A LITTLE SHAKY, BUT YOU ALWAYS KNEW HE WOULD GO PLAY FOR THE GATORS.

I'M OVER THE WHOLE THING NOW. I CONTINUED THIS ENTRY AFTER I HAD A WEEKEND TO DO OTHER SHIT. BUT FOR THE RECORD I DESPISE THE UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA FOR FIRING RON ZOOK AND NOT HIRING THE OLE BALL COACH BACK. WHAT KIND OF DIP SHIT MOVE WAS THAT? YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T LOOK AT THE BEST COLLEGE PLAY CALLER IN THE HISTORY OF YOUR PROGRAM. SPURRIER WITH LEAK WOULD BE A NO- BRAINER, AND NOW YOU LET HIM GO TO SOUTH CAROLINA AND BEAT YOU. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET. I'M OVER IT. YOU CAN'T RUN ANY, I MEAN ANY.....YOU HEAR ME.....ANY TYPE OF OPTION IN THE SEC!!!!!!! THE PLAYERS ON DEFENSE ARE WAY TO FAST FOR IT! WITH THE 2 MILLION UF IS PAYING YOU URBAN, BUY YOURSELF A CLUE!

GO TROJANS!

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